I’m writing this letter, filled with hope that you will maybe, just maybe take a couple of minutes out of your busy day to read it. I’m desperate, scared, and constantly worrying about this issue that keeps me up all night. Nobody will listen to me, they all think I’m being silly.
But this thing has happened before, so my worries and concerns are all justified, I’m just speaking for the sake for everyone, see you’re the only person who can make this thing happen and the only one I could turn to so please, please try to understand. You’re the only one who has what we want, or to put it right what we need, because we need it, we really do.
We have nothing else but this to hope for, it’s been the only thing that can put a smile upon the faces of the people recently. You know how things have been, disaster after another, crisis after another. We don’t need another thing this year.
You know you can help us if you keep this for us and not let anyone else use it or break it until we’re able to have it. I promise we will return it come August but I’m afraid if people have constant access to it right now, that it will need to be put to rest by the time we need it.
And if you really still need it right now, please take good care of it, protect it with your life sir, it is our last hope, no one believed that such a miracle could exist in real life after the last one ended, and when it came people were trying hard not their hopes up because we didn’t want to be disappointed when it all turns out to be an illusion, but after seeing it day after day, we couldn’t help but believe, wish and pray that this is the answer. This is what will make our dreams come true.
We beg you Mr. Guardiola, don’t let anyone break Messi. Argentina needs its savior.
Dear Xavi Hernández,
Would you please move to Argentina and apply for a citizenship there? You look better wearing blue with Messi in front of you. I’m sure the officials won’t have any problem giving it to you. I know that not so many people give you credit for all those victories, but those who know best really do.
p.s. I think I may have developed a crush on you lately. I apologize in advance for any stalking I might be doing. Be sure that absolutely no harm is intended.
**For those of you who will be saying things like, you’re Jordanian not Argentinian, I promise I will support the Jordanian national team next time they’re in the World Cup, it’s such a shame they didn’t make it this year, we got so used to them being in the Mundial that this just feels weird.